Nessie - we need to know. What exactly are you?
We don’t have to ask where you are because everybody knows you live in Scotland in that big lake, Loch Ness. As a kid you fascinated me, Nessie. You still do. I’ve always wanted to visit Scotland and enjoy the beautiful country and indulge in the known pleasures of the friendly people and impressive culture. And, of course, I want to hang out with you, Nessie - if you’re in the mood.
Nessie… Please. Don’t hold back. Tell us all plainly. What are you up to these days? My buddies in Scotland, Dan and Liam, if I visit will Nessie make an appearance? Do you know Scottish tricks to help make this happen?
C’mon. Let’s talk about one of the most famous creatures on planet Earth - real or not.
Loch Ness Monster Musings - Scotland's Mythical Beast or Real Creature?