Jason, you keep on giving thrills, chills and for the dangerously weak of heart among us, the needing of relaxation pills. Your Friday The 13th films, after over forty years of fright might, still call seductively to the horror lover in us all. Look at what happened to me. I was spending a rather boring Friday night - which happened to fall on the 13th. And I found myself browsing the titles on VUDU and saw this…
I was so thrilled (like an R rated thriller) to get the very best of your creepy, classic filmography for only 13 dollars! Such an affordable and perfectly nifty way to celebrate your decades long murderous mayhem.
Now I can relive all your finest moments as you deliciously dispatch all those rude baddies who make a mockery of Camp Crystal Lake. Camp counselors must be virtuous, good boys and girls, or either you or Mother must show them the error of their sinful ways! C’mon, Jason, grab the bucket of butter smothered popcorn, and let’s gorge on your missions together. Wait… hold up… Jason, what’s that? Why are you lifting that enormous, rusty, blood soaked machete over your head!? Jason!?
Jason Jam: 8 'Friday The 13th' Films For 13 Bucks