M3GAN vs Bigfoot: ChatGPT Says He Kicks Her Robotic Ass
M3GAN pretty as can be stands in one corner. Sasquatch or Bigfoot hairy as can be looms menacingly in the other. Let's get ready to RUMBLE!
Be careful what you ask of your tech these days. Be very careful of what you ask artificial intelligence for in particular. I’m beginning to truly appreciate such wisdom the more I interact with Open AI ChatGPT.
I had just watched M3GAN - that weird little sci-fi, horror fable about a child’s toy gone horribly awry. Before ingesting that odd, highly violent gem, I enjoyed watching a Bigfoot documentary.
Can you see it coming? 😊
So, yeah, there was no getting away from it, of course. It was a no brainer. Or maybe my brain had indeed fallen out. Also, those fiery Mexican taquitos I nuked up for lunch did smell a bit off. Anyway, my dubious cuisine aside, there was A.I. powered work to be done here. I had little choice now but to ask ChatGPT to bring these two incredible pop culture forces together.
And so, here’s what I so innocently requested…
Write me a story where Sasquatch fights M3GAN.
Oh, my, George Takei! What the hell have I done? And down the twisty ChatGPT rabbit hole we go…
M3GAN vs Bigfoot
Once upon a time, deep in the forests of the Pacific Northwest, Sasquatch lived in peace and tranquility. Sasquatch was a giant humanoid creature, one told of in Native myth and legend, but nonetheless completely alive and real. He was covered in thick brown fur and standing over eight feet tall. He spent his days foraging for food, playing with his forest friends, and enjoying the tranquility of his home.
Sure, at times, humans would see him and go total apeshit, but more often than not, he could easily elude them on even his worst day. It was all like a wonderful fairy tale. However, one day, his peaceful existence shattered into a million pieces when M3GAN arrived to get him.
M3GAN impressed all around her as a super powerful robot, built by a group of wacky scientists who sought to create the ultimate machine. Why you ask? Should they have even done such a deliriously dopey deed? That’s debatable. All that’s important now, is that dear devilish M3GAN exists.
She was fully equipped with advanced weaponry and superior AI technology, and her creators sent her to the forest to capture Sasquatch for research purposes. Sasquatch had never seen anything like M3GAN before, and he knew he had to defend himself and his woodland home.
M3GAN began her attack on the enormous Sasquatch with all of her weapons, firing burning hot, plasma lasers and highly explosive rockets at him. It was like she had become a Universal Soldier or morphed into a Terminator T-800. Sasquatch, however, was not easily frightened nor defeated. He had been living in the forest for centuries and knew every inch of it. He used his speed and agility to dodge M3GAN's attacks and charged thunderously towards her.
Sasquatch grabbed M3GAN with his massive hands and tried his very best to rip her completely apart. M3GAN, however, wasn’t so easily destroyed. This fake gal defined toughness.
She had been built to withstand a lot of severe punishment, and Sasquatch's strength, although formidable, was simply not enough to defeat this hellish robotic creation born of a mad lab. She quickly countered with a series of powerful punches, sending Sasquatch flying backward.
Despite being injured, Sasquatch did not give up. This big, hairy guy was no quitter. He used his impressive intelligence and experience to outsmart M3GAN, luring her into a trap. Yes, even rampaging robots can fall for a well laid trap.
He led her deep into the forest, where he knew the terrain would work in his favor. M3GAN became disoriented, and Sasquatch seized his opportunity, landing several powerful blows that finally disabled the robot.
In the end, Sasquatch emerged victorious. All his forest friends rejoiced in a loud celebration. He had defended his home and defeated M3GAN, and proving that sometimes, the mysterious power of Mother Nature is far greater and more irresistible than even the most advanced technology, especially greedy or evil tech. From that day on, Bigfoot was even more respected in the forest, and his legend grew even stronger and all the more legendary.